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16-05-2006, 04:05 PM   #1

The why's of Men



The Why's of Men


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)



7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)




And my personal favourite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......


Then you are just an old sour fart.!



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16-05-2006, 05:06 PM   #2

Re: The why's of Men






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16-05-2006, 05:35 PM   #3

Re: The why's of Men


Very good x



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16-05-2006, 05:51 PM   #4

Re: The why's of Men


Excellent!!!



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16-05-2006, 08:57 PM   #5

Re: The why's of Men


:-d :-d :-d :-d



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17-05-2006, 05:27 PM   #6

Re: The why's of Men


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)



So True



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17-05-2006, 06:43 PM   #7

Re: The why's of Men


lol, so funny.



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