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20-05-2006, 01:18 PM   #1

Sean Connery joke..


Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.

The agent says, "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for ten-ish."

"Tennish?" says Sean, surprised. "But I don't even have a racket."
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20-05-2006, 02:07 PM   #2

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20-05-2006, 06:10 PM   #3

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20-05-2006, 06:16 PM   #4

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hahaha thats funny.
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20-05-2006, 07:19 PM   #5

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Funny Mags!!!
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20-05-2006, 07:35 PM   #6

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20-05-2006, 10:05 PM   #7

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haha great mags!!!!!



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20-05-2006, 10:06 PM   #8

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21-05-2006, 12:15 PM   #9

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