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The Vet
A man rushes into a vetenarian practice, carrying the limp and lifeless body of his beloved pet gopher.
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put the gopher down on the examination table.
The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his pet, regrettably is dead.
The man, clearly upset and not willing to accept the obvious, demands a second opinion. So the vet goes into the back room and comes out with a Black Labrador.
The dog sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the Lab thinks he's is dead too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his beloved pet is dead. So the vet brings in a Siamese cat and puts the cat down next to the gopher's body.
The Siamese sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the gopher's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the Siamese thinks he's dead, too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "£350.00."
£350.00 just to tell me that he's dead?!" exclaims the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you £50.00 for my initial diagnosis. The additional £300.00 was for the Cat Scan and the Lab Tests."
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