Purrfect cat jokes

dinahsmum · 26-11-2005, 04:31 PM

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Naomi · 26-11-2005, 05:55 PM

Oh dear DM they are getting worse but still funny

Moli · 26-11-2005, 06:04 PM

Very good!

Mags · 26-11-2005, 06:49 PM

Donna · 26-11-2005, 06:57 PM

Ha ha ha!!!

Fran · 26-11-2005, 07:51 PM

Definite groaners!!!

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