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29-01-2006, 03:59 PM   #1

My daughters cat jokes.


1-Why did the cat want to join the red cross?
Because he wanted to be a first aid kit.

2-What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had a litter of mittens.

3-What does a cat use to cross the road
A purrrdestrian crossing.

4-What did the cat say who had no money?
I'm paw.



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29-01-2006, 04:02 PM   #2

Re: My daughters cat jokes.


Sweeeeet!




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29-01-2006, 04:02 PM   #3

Re: My daughters cat jokes.


Love the first aid kit one



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29-01-2006, 04:09 PM   #4

Re: My daughters cat jokes.


Awwww very sweet Smudgley!

Ask your daughter if she knows where the cat keeps its money?
In a purrrrse!



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29-01-2006, 05:01 PM   #5

Re: My daughters cat jokes.


Great jokes Smudgely's daughter!!!



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29-01-2006, 05:18 PM   #6

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29-01-2006, 09:09 PM   #7

Re: My daughters cat jokes.


Brilliant Smudgley's daughter!!!



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