strip bed n throw dirty stuff on floor. turn round remove cat from pile of clean ironed bedding.put sheet on bed after removing other cat from middle of the bed. straighten shhet and remove cat from sheet (again) insert quilt into cover go to place on the bed remove cat from bed. pick up quilt and notice other cat on the bed, think blow this so place quilt on top of cat, lump in middle of bed moves quickly, sits there giving me the evil eyes. smooth quilt out, remove other cat from dirty bedding on the floor. take out in a basket to kitchen, bearing in mind ronnie adores washing baskets. so carry cat with washing to kitchen, go back into bedroom find reggie sound asleep in the middle of bed. i then go into the kitchen make yet another coffee n collapse and have a breather. cats dont they make life easy
