some good kitty jokes

Tom · 28-05-2006, 10:20 PM

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice.
What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat?
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.

spent about half an hour colouring them all

borderdawn · 28-05-2006, 10:41 PM

Nice one Tom, I will remember a few of those!
Dawn.

Moli · 28-05-2006, 10:54 PM

Very good Tom!

Tom · 28-05-2006, 10:55 PM

thanks moli and dawn

Mags · 28-05-2006, 10:57 PM

...very good Tom!!

Tom · 28-05-2006, 10:58 PM

Thanks Mags

Hreow · 28-05-2006, 11:09 PM

Fell over laughing at "mittens" and it was downhill from there. Thanks, that laugh just gave me five more years to live.

Tom · 28-05-2006, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hreow

Fell over laughing at "mittens" and it was downhill from there. Thanks, that laugh just gave me five more years to live.

hehe your welcome

Fran · 28-05-2006, 11:32 PM

@ Tom!! You bored this evening by any chance Tom

Some of those were very funny though

Tom · 28-05-2006, 11:46 PM

lol.................

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