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21-06-2006, 07:29 PM   #1

oh my word, have you heard the news???


There is a mad cat woman running loose in Anglesey!

She broke free from a maximum security re-hab clinic where she was undergoing treatment for a cat-addicition!

She is wearing a white straight jacket and yelling "I'm not mad you all are"

Police are warning to stay away from her, she may be armed and dangerous, They fear she may have a cat on her person to use as a lethal weapon!!!





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21-06-2006, 08:18 PM   #2

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


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Originally Posted by CJK
There is a mad cat woman running loose in Anglesey!

She broke free from a maximum security re-hab clinic where she was undergoing treatment for a cat-addicition!

She is wearing a white straight jacket and yelling "I'm not mad you all are"

Police are warning to stay away from her, she may be armed and dangerous, They fear she may have a cat on her person to use as a lethal weapon!!!

Sounds surprisingly like you CJ!!



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21-06-2006, 08:46 PM   #3

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


I thought it was the suitcase that was the lethal weapon?




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21-06-2006, 08:49 PM   #4

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


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I thought it was the suitcase that was the lethal weapon?
What is so special about CJ's suitcase??,



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21-06-2006, 08:54 PM   #5

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


Brace yourself.... she puts freshly picked *cats* in it!



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21-06-2006, 08:55 PM   #6

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


lol was just gonna say, it's fulla kits



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21-06-2006, 08:57 PM   #7

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


He he he, good one, Carly!



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21-06-2006, 08:57 PM   #8

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lol was just gonna say, it's fulla kits
But that would make it a Kitbag not a Suitcase!!



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21-06-2006, 08:58 PM   #9

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But that would make it a Kitbag not a Suitcase!!

So steer clear of CJ's suitcase, unless you want to lose a cat!!



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21-06-2006, 09:00 PM   #10

Re: oh my word, have you heard the news???


* hides cats in own suitcase*

*hides everyone elses cats in own suitcase aswell 'justincase'"

THEY ARE ALL SAFE WITH MEEEEEEEEEE



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