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Cat Heaven - an ode to cats>> Cat Heaven >> A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, >>"You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for >>the asking." >> >> The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on >>a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow >>to sleep on." >> >> God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy >>pillow. >> >> A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all >>went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer >>that He made to the cat. >> >> The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from >>cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little >>roller skates, we would not have to run again." >> >> God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little >>roller skates. >> >> About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her >>sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, >>"Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" >> >> The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy >>in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you >>have been sending over are delicious!"
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That excellent; really excellent. |
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Brilliant....loved it. |
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