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Donna's Avatar
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Cats owned: Tortie Chloe & Black Misty
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10-07-2006, 03:55 PM   #1

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale



Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy Said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank Martini's, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The end.




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10-07-2006, 03:57 PM   #2

Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale




So that's where I went wrong!!!!

Very good Donna!!



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10-07-2006, 04:34 PM   #3

Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


Amen to that!!!!!

Shame it's just a fairy tale . . .



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10-07-2006, 05:07 PM   #4

Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


Brilliant Donna



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10-07-2006, 08:15 PM   #5

Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


lol That is excellent!



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10-07-2006, 08:25 PM   #6

Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


Good one!!!! lol lol lol



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10-07-2006, 08:43 PM   #7

Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


I love it!!!



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