Posted this on DW earlier, thought i would let you share our shame too!!
So..not to long ago this morning, i was signing for a parcel..and was under the porch avoiding the rain, when i hear a clankle noise and figure it must be Ralph pushing the bolt bar on the door (don't ask me to explain what it is!)..so he pushes his way through and comes out to greet the delivery man..who bent down to stroke Ralph, this was when i noticed ralph had something in his mouth..and for the life of me couldn't figure out what it exactly was..when he kept thrusting his head towards the delivery mans hand..when all of a sudden there was this "splat" noise and all this stuff came out from what Ralph was carrying..i couldn't figure out what it was still-but was quite disturbed.
The delivery man was covered in this *stuff* now..and then Ralph thrust what was in his mouth into the delivery mans hand..he then turned a rather deep shade of maroon and handed me this little tube..which, on latter inspection, turned out to be hemroid (farmer jiles) cream, taken from gawd knows where in the house!!
So picture this...its raining, a delivery man who is a deep shade of red and covered in hemroid cream is looking rather disturbed, Ralph is wagging his stump and looking thoroughly pleased with himself and i was just standing there with this now empty tube of hemroid cream trying to stop myself from bursting out laughing...
Only in our house could a delivery man be assulated by a springer armed with hemroid cream!!
