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Cats owned: 2 moggie boys; 1 grey 1 red striped
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30-10-2006, 05:29 PM   #1

Lonely hearts ads


http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...239025,00.html

I just love #7

If I was looking, that is the sort of ad which would attract me ....... unless I thought he had spent hours thinking that up and polishing it to the nth degree.

Anybody like to draft an ad for themselves? Or the kind of ad they would/could reply to?



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30-10-2006, 09:07 PM   #2

Re: Lonely hearts ads


lol, DM! They are funny. Do you think people would actually reply to the ones like the kebab guy?



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30-10-2006, 09:12 PM   #3

Re: Lonely hearts ads


No, I think that's horrible. But I loved my incontinent 62 year old and I wish I could be as amusing as the slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom



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30-10-2006, 09:42 PM   #4

Re: Lonely hearts ads


All funny; especially liked the "Romance is dead,,,so is mother" one !!



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30-10-2006, 10:08 PM   #5

Re: Lonely hearts ads


Are these for real?



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30-10-2006, 10:12 PM   #6

Re: Lonely hearts ads


Apparently Moli - they're all in a book, it says in the article.
Some aren't very nice are they? - some are a hoot!

I think Yola should do some for Catsey members - I'm sure she'd be good!



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31-10-2006, 09:34 AM   #7

Re: Lonely hearts ads


"Fireside loving small ginger seeks non-straying Tom for shared seafood platters and bowls of cream, and a garden with seating together in the last shaft of evening sun"

"Woman with olives and cocktail sticks wltm man with gin and vermouth for stirring experiences"



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