Buttercups........
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit
his ball into the woods
and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his
ball
back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every
buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden..... POOF!! In a flash and
puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother
Nature! Do you know how
long
it took me to make those buttercups? Just for
doing what you have
done,
you won't have any butter for your popcorn for
the rest of your life:
better still, you won't have any butter for
your toast for the rest of
your life...... As a matter of fact; you'll
never have any butter for
anything the rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF... she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he
hollered for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy
willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred! FOR THE
LOVE OF GOD, DON'T
SWING"
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