A Cats Christrmas

Elaine · 05-12-2006, 07:52 PM

A CAT'S CHRISTMAS

'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.

'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.

Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!

"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.

dandysmom · 05-12-2006, 09:40 PM

He he he!

Moli · 05-12-2006, 10:19 PM

Good one Elaine..

Tom · 05-12-2006, 10:21 PM

hahaha!!...

Elaine · 05-12-2006, 10:21 PM

Thanx Mags

Tom · 05-12-2006, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Moli

Good one Emma!

LOL Moli it was Elaine that posted it!!

xx

Tom · 05-12-2006, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elaine

Thanx Mags

Mags · 05-12-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elaine

Thanx Mags

Gosh Elaine, you answered even before I had replied!!

Brilliant Alex!!

Tom · 05-12-2006, 10:28 PM

Haha Gosh Fran where do you find all there things to post in the games section???

Elaine · 05-12-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom

Haha Gosh Fran where do you find all there things to post in the games section???

Well Eileen, its like this, lots of friends, sending lots of emails

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