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Claire m's Avatar
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Cats owned: moggy
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15-12-2006, 05:13 PM   #1

Christmas phrases


Here are twenty phrases that you could only get away with saying at Christmas...

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13.I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!



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Cats owned: Ragdoll, 2 Siamese & a Balinese
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Location: Northamptonshire, UK
Posts: 4,265
15-12-2006, 05:17 PM   #2

Re: Christmas phrases


Hahahahaha!!!! Very funny!!!!



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15-12-2006, 06:41 PM   #3

Re: Christmas phrases


Very funny.



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Cats owned: 2 lovely boys and a beautiful girl
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15-12-2006, 09:01 PM   #4

Re: Christmas phrases


LOL, very funny!



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