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20-01-2007, 10:22 PM   #1

Frozen cow joke


During a very hard winter a farmer finds that all his cattle have frozen solid in the fields. While he's standing there thinking about how he can resolve his problem, a little old lady drives up to him in her car and asks for directions.

She sees that the farmer is a bit down and asks him what's wrong. After finding out, the old lady goes round all the fields and miraculously, as she goes past each cow, it defrosts and comes back to life.

The amazed and very grateful farmer says, 'That's incredible Miss, Mrs .....er I'm sorry, I don't even know your name.'

'Oh, i'm Thora Hird' says the old lady.
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20-01-2007, 10:55 PM   #2

Re: Frozen cow joke


Doesnt any one like my frozen cow joke? Made me chuckle.
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20-01-2007, 11:15 PM   #3

Re: Frozen cow joke


Ermmm....not quite as funny as the others today..
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20-01-2007, 11:44 PM   #4

Re: Frozen cow joke


I like it Elaine . . .



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21-01-2007, 12:07 AM   #5

Re: Frozen cow joke


a real groaner that one Elaine!!



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21-01-2007, 11:53 AM   #6

Re: Frozen cow joke


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Originally Posted by dandysmom
Ermmm....not quite as funny as the others today..
You probably wouldn't have appreciated that joke as much Eileen.......... most likely you wouldn't have known that Thora Hird was one of our great actresses/commediennes .... She sadly died a few years ago.....
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21-01-2007, 12:30 PM   #7

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Of course!! I totally forgot that maybe Thora Hird's legacy didn't cross the Atlantic. A uniquiely British talent



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21-01-2007, 03:41 PM   #8

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Yes, she was an amazing lady.
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21-01-2007, 05:34 PM   #9

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You're right...never heard of the lady so couldn't get the joke!



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21-01-2007, 06:28 PM   #10

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:-d :-d :-d :-d :-d
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