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funnies for the girls!!!One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Cape Town" -------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The wife replies, "I'll miss you..." -------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour -------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. -------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. --------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. --------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. -------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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  Very funny Charlie, I did like them!! |
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 Brilliant!! |
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hahaha excellent stuff. Can relate to alot of those and will relay them to my Graham in the hope he gets the message hahaha. |
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.....very good Charlie! |
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Brilliant, Charlie!!! |
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