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Never too oldTwo old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and asmoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom,cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel! : You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore andannounces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks whatbrand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
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 You are on form today Elaine!! |
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I have been saving them . No just realised I hadnt posted any jokes over the last few days. Have loads of them in my e-mail box that I am find it hard to keep up now |
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