Gag time

[Elaine]

An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in abar one night, having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African downs his beer,
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and
shoots the glass to pieces and says:
‘’In Saith Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't
need to drink from the same one twice."

The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the glass to pieces and
says: "Well mate, in Straaaaalia we have so much sand
to make the glasses, that we don't need to drink out of
the same glass twice either."

The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun,
shoots the South African and the Australian and then says:
In London we have so many f*****g South Africans and Australians
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"

[yola]

Super!!! I did LOL at that one

(No offence to any aussies or SAs who happen to be in London whilst reading this of course . . . )