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Girls night outThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told > my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" > Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. > Around 3 a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the >Door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. > Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed > another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such >a Quick-witted solutio n, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 >cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told >him " Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with >that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." > When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock > cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, >cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice >more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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