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Tanya's Avatar
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29-04-2007, 01:14 PM   #1

The Ten Cat Commandments


I saw this on the web .... oh, how true is it??!!

The Ten Cat Commandments


I am the Lord of thy house.

Thou shall have no other pets before me.

Thou shalt not ever ignore me.

I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.

Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.

Remember my food dish and keep it full.

Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.

Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.

Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.

Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.





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29-04-2007, 01:15 PM   #2

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


Brilliant!! and every one so true!



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29-04-2007, 01:17 PM   #3

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29-04-2007, 03:44 PM   #4

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


haha love it!



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29-04-2007, 04:16 PM   #5

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


LOL! Not seen that one before, very good.



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29-04-2007, 04:20 PM   #6

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


I'd not seen it before either; a good one!!!



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29-04-2007, 07:02 PM   #7

Re: The Ten Cat Commandments


how true can it get lol thats great tanya



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