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Perks for being over 501. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to every one you can remember!
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 brilliant.....everyone applies to me!!! |
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 ...... not a lot to look forward to then!! Brilliant! |
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As one of the (well) over fifty set, I got a great laugh out of this!!! Good one, Elaine! |
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As a sprightly 33 yr old, I have so much to look forward to lol! |
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loads to look forward to by the sounds of it lol |
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Hmmm  - funny actually!  |
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Exactly like me and ive just turned 40 |
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Oh dear, only 5 years to go.......... |
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lol thats good... Ill be showin it my mum lol |
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