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Elaine's Avatar
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29-04-2007, 08:21 PM   #1

Chinese Proverbs


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Man who run in front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind car get exhausted.


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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok


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Man with one chopstick go hungry.


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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.


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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.


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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.


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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


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29-04-2007, 08:28 PM   #2

Re: Chinese Proverbs


....... brilliant Elaime!!



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29-04-2007, 08:46 PM   #3

Re: Chinese Proverbs


Very good!!!



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29-04-2007, 09:04 PM   #4

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29-04-2007, 10:41 PM   #5

Re: Chinese Proverbs


Very good Elaine, loving them!



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30-04-2007, 02:15 PM   #6

Re: Chinese Proverbs


PMSL



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30-04-2007, 04:07 PM   #7

Re: Chinese Proverbs


Brilliant Elaine



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