Cat Jokes

[Elaine]

Q: What do people in England call little black cats?
A: Kittens!

Q: When is it unlucky to have a black cat cross your path?
A: When you're a mouse!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and a donkey?
A: A Mewl.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a cat and a pair of galoshes?
A: Puss 'n' boots!
Q: What would you get if you corssed a dog and a cat?
A: An animal that chases itself!
Q: What do kittens like to put on their burgers?
A: Catsup!
Q: What's another name for a cat burglar?
A: A purr-snatcher!
Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats!
Q: What broadway show do cats like?
A: The Sound of Mewsic!
Q: What song do cats adore?
A: "Felines...nothing left but felines..."
Q: What award can a dramatic feline hope to win?
A: An A-cat-emy Award!
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in three letters?
A: C-A-T!
Q: Which one of your pets should you scare on Halloween?
A: Scare-de-cat.
Q: What do you call what cats read to stay up-to-date?
A: The Daily Mews Purr-per.
Q: What do you call the place where cats look up library books?
A: The card cat-alog.
Q: What do you call a cat surrounded by a hundred mice?
A: Purr-fectly happy!
Q: What was the first cat to fly?
A: Kitty-hawk! Q: What do you call a lemon-eating cat?
A: A Sour puss!

[Mags]

...some real groaners there Elaine!

[dandysmom]

Definitely groaners....

[Elaine]

I know I know, not up to my usual standard this evening

[alexgirl73]

lol, so bad they're good!

[Animagus]

Definately groaners but funny lol