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Made me laugh
>A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
>although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
>with his old buddies. So,he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
>back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. I'm going to the
>bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a
>beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
>different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany,
>Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the
>only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the
>bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the
>sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen
>glass,puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
>that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit
>pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors
>d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back.
>I promise.OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven
>and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
>blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey... at the
>bar... you know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want
>dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your ****ing beer in your goddamn frozen mug
>and eat your mother****ing snacks, because you are married now, and you
>aren't going anywhere! Got it, *******?" .....and, they lived happily ever
>after. isn't that a sweet story?
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LOL, funny and as usual very well-observed jokes Elaine 
