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Elaine's Avatar
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Cats owned: 2 moggies
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Posts: 15,256
12-05-2007, 08:23 PM   #1

Questions


WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:

- - silence - -

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HUSBAND:

F**k



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Cats owned: DSH/Siamese/Orientals
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 21,296
12-05-2007, 08:28 PM   #2

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Cats owned: Moggy
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Kidderminster
Posts: 6,272
12-05-2007, 08:30 PM   #3

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Jac Jac is offline
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Cats owned: Raggie and BSH
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 11,575
12-05-2007, 08:35 PM   #4

Re: Questions


OOppss



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Cats owned: 2 lovely boys and a beautiful girl
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Telford UK
Posts: 10,652
12-05-2007, 09:56 PM   #5

Re: Questions


LOVING that one!!



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Cats owned: dsh
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: LONDON
Posts: 343
12-05-2007, 09:56 PM   #6

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Cats owned: 1 Persian and one b/w moo-cat mog
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Reading, Berkshire, UK
Posts: 12,771
12-05-2007, 10:27 PM   #7

Re: Questions


Ahem . . . good one!!!!!

I keep thinking I'll forward some of Elaine's jems to my OH but I kinda suspect he won't see the funny side



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Cats owned: moggies
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cupar, Scotland
Posts: 1,083
13-05-2007, 10:11 AM   #8

Re: Questions


lol good one



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13-05-2007, 10:12 AM   #9

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Cats owned: Tortie Chloe & Black Misty
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kent, UK
Posts: 9,350
13-05-2007, 12:37 PM   #10

Re: Questions


I like it!



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