The mummy test!
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> I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off
> the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from
> her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
> "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
> dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked
> at me with total admiration and asked, "Mummy, how do you know all this
> stuff?" "Uh,"
> I was thinking quickly. "All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy
> Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."
> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
> pondering this new information.
> "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
> be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied with a big smile on my face.
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