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22-06-2007, 02:02 PM   #1

Funny one.


Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were
walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news
she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
jumping in and saving the life of another patient.

I have concluded that your act displays sound judgment and that you have a
sound mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can
I go home?






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22-06-2007, 02:03 PM   #2

Re: Funny one.



Very good (and a bit sad!)



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22-06-2007, 05:28 PM   #3

Re: Funny one.


LOL but feel guilty for doing so!! LOL!



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22-06-2007, 06:04 PM   #4

Re: Funny one.


lol thats a good one



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22-06-2007, 06:40 PM   #5

Re: Funny one.


Awwww....



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22-06-2007, 09:12 PM   #6

Re: Funny one.


awwwwwww good one but sad



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22-06-2007, 09:32 PM   #7

Re: Funny one.


Sorry, I am a bit sick



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22-06-2007, 10:31 PM   #8

Re: Funny one.


Sort of sick, but I did laugh, regretfully........



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23-06-2007, 10:52 AM   #9

Re: Funny one.


I'm so sick!!!



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