A couple of frog funnies

[dinahsmum]

Probably not new, but they go nicely together



An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."

The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.

As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."

So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?





COME ON GUESS!




OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON!
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YES, THAT'S RIGHT
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SHE TURNED INTO




THE FIRST HOTEL SHE COULD FIND!!!



Ribbit, Ribbit!

And the second (and I think funnier) one


A 75 year old man found a frog is his garden and picked it up. The frog said,
'If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful young princess and will show you my gratitude.'
The man put the frog is his pocket and got ready to go to the pub. He heard the frog shouting,
'Didn't you hear what I said?' and the man replied,
'At my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

[mable1718]

lol very funny jokes

[Erin]