Drinking Buddies

Elaine · 26-10-2007, 10:43 PM

> DRINKING BUDDIES
>
> Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft
> mechanics in Manchester. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck
> in the hangar with nothing to do.
>
> Bud said, " I wish we had something to drink!"
>
> Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
> You wanna try it?"
>
> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got
> completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good
> he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
> Then his mobile phone rings. It's Jim.
>
> Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
>
> Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
>
> Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
>
> Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought
> to do this more often."
>
> "Yeah, well there's just one thing."
>
> "What's that?"
>
> "Have you farted yet?"
>
> "No."
>

> "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Dublin "

Kay · 26-10-2007, 10:48 PM

Love it.....

Elaine · 27-10-2007, 09:54 PM

I loved it too Kay. The jokes threads are always over looked these days though, very sad.

Kay · 27-10-2007, 11:02 PM

It is sad Elaine but keep them coming anyway. I am always here.

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