Erins tale
Firstly, Elaine arrived early and i was not there to meet her with my sparkly banner. we had a beer while we awaited the arrival of Jac and the pink Princess. We got back to the house and Elaine and Jac very quickly got stuck into some serious drinking. As the evening progressed, Elaine got very drunk and very very loud but hilariously funny. Oh yeah, I have been reminded we also had a stop off at my mums pub. Ed got out his didgerydoo and tried to teach Ceilidh to play. Elaine gave Jac a spanking on the way upstairs to bed at 4.30ish.
Next morning, after a restless night of checking to make sure Elaine was still breathing, Ed woke us and Elaine threw a small tantrum. Jac and Ceilidh were already up. After several cups of tea we finally got moving. Arrived at the show at 1.30. Elaine was still drunk. We made for the food bar after meeting Diddydawn. Elaine guided Charlie to the food hall by talking to her on the phone whilst waving her arms in the air. After we had finnished eating we made our way to find Kay, Kaz and Alex. Apparently Elaine and I then disapeared for an hour. We only went out for a fag but it took us ages. Dont ask why. Before we knew it, it was time to go to the meal. We hardly had time to look at all the stalls and cats. The meal was really nice, Diddydawn was really nice and very funny, I can see why she and Elaine get along so well. We all had a good chin wag before the long walk back to the NEC. I never knew that NEC stood for National Exhibition Centre, I just thought it was called the NEC, plain and simple. I am blonde and every one made fun of me.
Elaine was by this time nursing a hang over from hell.
Back at the house and she is really struggling to drink her beer.
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