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Magician and Parrot>>>> A magician worked on a cruise ship. >>>> >>>> >>>> The audience was different each week so the magician did the same >>>> tricks over and over again. >>>> >>>> There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each >>>> week and >>>> began to understand how the magician did every trick. >>>> >>>> Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, >>>> "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under >>>> the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" >>>> >>>> The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, >>>> the captain's parrot. >>>> >>>> Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, >>>> drowning >>>> almost all who were on board. >>>> >>>> The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the >>>> middle of the sea, as fate would have it .. with the parrot. They >>>> stared at >>>> each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. >>>> >>>> This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days ... >>>> >>>> Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and >>>> said............."OK, I give up. Where's the f**#ing ship?" >>>>
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 brilliant |
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Good one, Elaine!!! |
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hilarious lol |
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