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On the bustoday, taking Bernie to the vets, he wailed the whole way, anyway this guy said excuse me but what do you feed your cat? I said that I fed him on Hi life, natures menue, applaws and Royal Canin dry. He said i should start feeding him fish heads boiled in salty water  Ofcourse he knows that this is the best thing to feed cats because he owns.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................................Wait for it................................................ .................................................. .................................................. ................................................Fi sh!!! He's never had a cat coz he's allergic apparently, then he went on to tell me all his plans for fish and sea horses at which point my eyes glazed over and I slipped into a coma. When I came out of my coma I very politely said thankyou but can you ask your child to stop feeling my bum now 
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PMSL!!! Elaine, you just attract the wierdos - you should have suggested you do a trial run . . . with some of his fish as guinea pigs LOL  Reminds me of the time we got cornered at a pub in Symonds Yatt by an embalmer that had just got his qualifications and had just been dumped by his wife . . . chapter and verse on both scenarios!! Thankfully I've not had to endure any such eposides since  |
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I had the ins and outs of life life of a silver fish explained to me on a bus once.......BORING.....has anyone noticed the number of weirdo's that travel on buses.....Me, Elaine, Yola for three......... |
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Elaine, you and Kazz do attract some of the weirdest people! I'm a life-long bus/subway rider and never seem to run into them, thank God! We do have people preaching Gospel, shouting and talking to themselves, etc., but they leave me alone... So when is Bernie going on the boiled fish-head diet... |
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Do you know that these are all the people who are attracted to me most I remember many years ago as a punk rocker being jumped on by a Salvation Army woman out side Marks and Spencers one saturday afternoon, for some reason she felt I had to be saved, she was right ofcourse, I needed to be saved from her And Bernie wont be doing the boild fish head diet, we discussed it and he reckons he had enough of eating garbage when he was homeless. |
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There was once a chap who decided to serenade me with the Tom Jones hit "Its not Unusual" at a bus stop. ... I found the easiest way to stop him was join in. Got a round of applause from the rest of the queue.  |
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Brilliant Kazz |
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