Maxwell, avid hunter of mice, rats, bats, rabbits, birds, and generally anything he can lay his hands on. Cold blooded slaughter man. True wild beast of the roads as soon as he lays his paws on the patio. You get the picture?
Has just brought in through the back door a lovely, big, brown..
roll of heavy duty sellotape
And is guarding his prize with thunderous growls whenever one of the other furry mob members go near.
I do wonder where at half nine on a sunday night he has aquired a full, ontouched, roll of sellotape?