Dylan's Latest Letter

[Phoenix]

Here's Dylan's latest letter to the rescue:

Hello again everyone

Dylan here again, I’ve been quite busy since I last wrote to you, I now wear a collar with a bell (I DON’T LIKE IT!!!), well I don’t mind the collar but the bell is nasty! Mum says I have to keep it on to warn everything that I’m coming so I can’t catch rabbits, rats, mice, birdies or moleys. It doesn’t protect the beetles though, I’ve taken to eating the beetles.

I got stung by a wasp though, I wanted to see if it was OK to eat and it bit me with its tail! It bit my paw! Mum got her own back on it though, she made it fly straight into the garage door (If cats could laugh I’d be in hysterics because of that nasty poisonous wasp!!!)

We’ve had visitors as well, one was a small child who I think is really really scary – needless to say I stayed well clear of him for the time they were visiting)

I’ve visited a neighbour as well, managed to con her out of the remaining treats she had from the two cats she recently lost. I’ve got a special way of begging for the treats, I sit down and meow constantly then I pretend my legs don’t work and I pretend to collapse from sheer hunger tee hee!

I’ve got a favourite catnip mousey as well, here it is:

I spend loooads of time in the garden as well, here’s a couple of pictures of me on my harness:

I’ve got my own cardboard box as well:

And sometimes I’ve got my own mobile phone:

Well, actually it’s Mum’s but I think it makes a good paw rest! I’ve not yet learned how to dial any numbers though, so we’ll have to wait and see how it works.

Anyway, time for me to have a nap, night all!

[cats' staff]

Cool letter Dylan- Smudge is impressed, Tolly is going to try the begging trick and Cleo likes your last 'sleepy' pic.

[SageCat]

I have to say Dylan has excellent writing skills! Lovely pics too!

[dandysmom]

Oh, that Dylan has a way with words! Not just a pretty face, he writes very well! Love his letters.

[John]

Tommy was impressed with Dylans writing skills..hope to read more letters from him..

[Phoenix]

Thanks all He tells me what to put and I do the typing for him (his paws are too big for him to do the typing he says so I do it for him)

[HappyKatz]

Great letter Dylan! We all get to know Mr. Dylan better with his letters
Dylan is living the good life! The photos of him are precious

[angieh]

Great letter Dylan - you are definitely THE cat of letters here on Catsey. Sorry about the bell, but your mum is right to try and protect the other little creatures that live in your garden. Hope those beetles taste good!