Dylan's girlfriend (Poppet) tried fighting with Dylan today
She sneaked in while nobody was watching, went upstairs, came downstairs like she owned the place, went into the kitchen, saw Dylan and the noises she made I thought she was about to tear Dylan to pieces
I had to get Dylan's carrier, bundle her into it and take her back to where she lives (she would NOT!!! have let me carry her anywhere)
I managed to get her home though (to her home) and I've got permission from our neightbour to spray her with water if she tries anything like that again.
The whole time Dylan was stood by his cat flap going "HEEEELLLPPPPP MUUUUUM POPPET'S GOING TO BEAT ME UUUUUUP" (he won't fight with girls)