...nor the most bright apparently...
So, I picked wee one up to talk to her for a little while, and she mewed at me as she does, and heaved herself up onto my shoulders.
As I often do when she does this, I bent forwards, and as, for once, she seemed fairly content to stay where she was, I didn't move at once, and put my hands on my knees...
Well, wouldn't you know it, she settled down for a wash, on my back!!!
I stood there for a wee while, then decided that unfortunately I couldn't stand there all evening until she decided that she was ready to get down, and headed for a seat.
This significantly changed her position, and after a bit she headed off...
All worked out well in the end, but really...