Dylan was giving me loads of affection this morning (we were in the sitting room, Dylan and I) and no prizes for guessing who walked head first into the table because he was paying so much attention to me

He would try to pretend it never happened if he wasn't so oblivious to the fact he walked head first into the table
He's perfectly fine, he's just telling me the fish are mean (he tried going after one yesterday evening but forgot they are in a glass tank so ran head first into the glass tank

Again completely unhurt and oblivious to the fact he clonked himself one
