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Cats owned: 3 Moggies
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Location: South Wales
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17-03-2005, 02:10 PM   #1

Joke


Dai was on his way home from the England v Wales match at Twickenham when he had to screech to a halt and ended up in a massive traffic jam on the M4.

He wound down the window and thought to himself, This seems bad, nothings moving at all. He noticed a police officer walking back and forth, in and out of all the cars, so Dai shouts over,Scuse me officer, whats going on then?

The officer replies, an England fan,so depressed about losing to Wales today and the prospect of winning nothing again this year, he feels a right idiot for gobbing off saying England are the best team in the world, hes actually threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire!! The officer goes on - His family find him arrogant, and he hasn't got many mates. Im just walking around taking up a collection for him.

Oh tidy says Dai, how much have you collected so far?

So far, replies the officer, weve collected about 100 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning!!!



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17-03-2005, 07:18 PM   #2

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very good Nae!!



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17-03-2005, 07:20 PM   #3

Re: Joke


very good



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17-03-2005, 10:41 PM   #4

Re: Joke


Oh Nae, I needed a laugh, well done that is so funny



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17-03-2005, 11:45 PM   #5

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26-03-2005, 02:04 PM   #6

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27-03-2005, 05:51 PM   #7

Re: Joke


lol v, good



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